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IsleOfCinema Presents – BATTLE ROYALE

BATTLE ROYALE up on the big screen where it belongs! In Austin!

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Austinites rejoice! Spearheaded by our very own IsleOfCinemite Rockie [@RockieWarAntz], IOC is proud to present a very special treat for fans of fantastic film in Central Texas! April 25th, 2013 – MARK YOUR CALENDAR!

As many of you already know, ‘s Battle Royale (2000) – the GREATEST movie of the 21st Century – was never shown theatrically in the U.S. of A. This travesty is now being corrected, and here’s your chance to see this masterpiece as it was intended – with a crowd of fans in a packed freakin’ theater!

I’ll spare you more superlatives because there is simply nothing I can say to do this movie justice. All you need know is that it is the culmination of one of the finest directorial careers of all time, that rare cinematic beast that satisfies heart, mind, soul – and hunger for action! I’m serious – if Luis Buñuel, Seijun Suzuki, Jack Hill, Peter Jackson, Samuel Fuller, Steven Spielberg, Álex de la Iglesia, Quentin Tarantino, Joe Dante, Brian DePalma and several more of your favorite filmmakers (and some you never heard of) had a celluloid baby this would be it. THIS WOULD BE IT! Or forget all those names and just know that it’s a goddamm Kinji Fukasaku film!

So gather all ye Austinites! If you’re a fan of J.J. Abrams‘ Lost, if you’re a fan of The Hunger Games (nobody’s judging), of The Running Man (1987), if you’re a fan of Lord of the Rings, Lord of the Flies, Lord of IllusionsLord of the Dance, Traci Lords – hell if you possess a set of eyes in your skull –


And check out a great scene from the movie, previously featured here !

We need your asses in the seats to make this happen! So go sign up to see it now! April 25th, 2013 – but you have until the 18th to purchase tickets!

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April 1, 2013   1 Comment


We on the isle have already espoused our love for underrated Spanish director Álex de la Iglesia (here), and we will probably go on doing so as long as he continues making his particular brand of dark comedy (why isn’t The Last Circus available on DVD yet? the target=”_blank”>trailer‘s great!) A master at using great opening scenes to hook his viewers, de la Iglesia’s 2004 outing, El Crimen Ferpecto (The Perfect Crime) employs a quirky prologue to introduce its hero Rafael (Guillermo Toledo) – a shallow, womanizing department store clerk with a consuming ambition for becoming store manager. The quintessential big fish in a little pond, Rafael is evil incarnate – a slimy salesman we universally recognize and detest – the materialistic id in all of us – and watching his fall is what makes the rest of the film so enjoyable. But none of it would work if we didn’t like him, so despite being a rather despicable character we immediately identify with him – thanks to the near-mythical reverence this other, even more despicable douchebag (Carolo Ruiz) attributes him. Genius.

[admin warning: there is some T&A in this clip. NSFW!]

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January 30, 2012   No Comments

Fantastic Spanish Horror/Comedy – EL DÍA DE LA BESTIA

EL DÍA DE LA BESTIA (DAY OF THE BEAST) is a whole lot of fun from one of the greatest directors you’ve never heard of.

One of my favorite directors is Álex de la Iglesia, a man who has languished in relative obscurity despite having directed a number of masterpieces over the past couple of decades (Accion Mutante, El Crimen Ferpecto, La Communidad). His work combines the satirical edge of Luis Buñuel with the visceral excitement of Peter Jackson while delivering high-concept entertainment unlike any being produced today. In anticipation of the long-awaited release of his English-language debut, The Oxford Murders, I thought I’d review one of his earlier works, El Día De La Bestia, a.k.a. Day of the Beast (1995), which tells the tale of a preacher named Anjel (played by Alex Angulo) who unlocks the date of the Apocalypse and sets out to stop it. He reasons that as a man of the cloth, his sins count double or even triple, so his plan is to sin as much as he can, thereby placing himself in Satan’s good graces – a strategic position from which he can kill Satan’s newborn child. So off he goes, committing one hilarious sin after the other, eventually enlisting the aid of a dumb-as-a-rock, heavy-metal obsessed wannabe Satanist named Jose Maria (played by Santiago Segura). Though Anjel knows the time of the birth, he does not know the location, so he and his bumbling cohort set out to kidnap a pompous TV occultist named Cavan (Armando De Razza), who they believe can decipher the location of the birth. Part of the fun is watching each of these characters get abused, as they’re dropped from buildings, burnt, tied up, shot and punched in the face so often that it verges on slapstick. And underlying the copious amounts of action, comedy and fantastic special FX you’ll find an oftentimes thoughtful examination of society and the true nature of evil. It all ads up to a fulfilling viewing experience across the board, and one that I highly recommend – just don’t watch too many trailers, as a few give away some of the funniest, most surprising parts (the one I’ve posted contains no spoilers but is Spanish language only – take that, Arizona!)

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July 7, 2010   No Comments

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